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[devastators]

This is Alex Mercer. Leave a message.

Maybe I'll call back.

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[demotion]

nobody cares alex why are you such a fucking dick

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[devastators]

who is this

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[devastators]

did dana put you up to this

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why would i tell you my name

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[devastators]

because anonymous trolling really only works when you don't have a fucking phone number attached to your message, dumbass

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[demotion]

shit

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[devastators]

you're related to desmond aren't you

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[demotion]

how would you know

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[devastators]

maybe because you just confirmed it

also because you're really stupid

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[demotion]

screw you

[ex_lanes227]

there's somethin in the water

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i mean literally

there is something int he water

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i think it wasmor an

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i fuckign h8 my life rn

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alex have you ever lickedaw all?

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god i wanna just lickeverything.

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except dicks

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i mean

moran alreadythi nks i'm gay soooooOOOOOO

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maybe i will lick everything

including dikcs

[devastators]

jesus fuck clarke, i saw you like an HOUR ago.

[ex_lanes227]

i know R I G H T

its fuckin balls man

i think i'm going tpass out

[ex_lanes227]

i think im going to vomit actually

im gonna vomit first

[ex_lanes227]

on morans homework. yeah. good.






or maybe underhis pillow1!

[ex_lanes227]

Are you busy

[devastators]

no

[ex_lanes227]

I

could use some help

Sooner rather than later

you know.

Please?

[devastators]

did you get arrested

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you fuckin wish

[devastators]

might be hot seeing you do something arrest worthy.

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what do you need help with

[ex_lanes227]

oh fuck

off

alex

FINALS ARE NEVER OVER OKAY (unsure unsure)

[ex_lanes227]

sex

[devastators]

why do you think i know anything more about that than you do

[ex_lanes227]

don't fucking make that face at your phone

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and yes i know you're making a fucking face

[ex_lanes227]

you might not know any more than i do

but listen

you're better help than anyone i know

okay?

[ex_lanes227]

i trust you.

for lack of better phrasing.

okay?

[devastators]

what face

[devastators]

i'm not making a face

[devastators]

yeah. sure.

come over

desmond's out for the night

[ex_lanes227]

it's that stupid "i want to eat everybody in the world" constipated look you get.

[ex_lanes227]

gimme fifteen minutes.