[personal profile] badintheblood 2013-10-10 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
Shhh, buddy, it's okay.

We all feel like that sometimes.

Come on, I'll take you out for pizza. Or like... I don't know. What do weird bird-stags eat?

[personal profile] badintheblood 2013-10-10 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
YOU'RE GONNA HURT HIS FEELINGS.
sebastian: (when i grow up i want to be zoolander)

[personal profile] sebastian 2013-10-10 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
By the by, dearest staggy chum o' mine, that there's got to be the world's fucking worst haiku I've ever heard.
nightstag: TO ASH AND DUST (YOU'RE WAKING UP)

[personal profile] nightstag 2013-10-10 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
i ͢h͢a͏ve̶ bu͞dd͠ie͞s
wil̸l'̨s̛ do͘g͏ş
his̴ béa̢u̢t͡if̕u̵l͜ pl̛a̧n̸t͜s i̷ ̛trampl҉e͞ ̴m͘ost vici̵o̡u̶s̷ly
̵
od҉i̴n̛'͝s ra͡ve͠ǹs͢

i'm ̨h̕a̡ppy

[personal profile] badintheblood 2013-10-10 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
...

Alright. Pizza it is.
nightstag: TO ASH AND DUST (YOU'RE WAKING UP)

[personal profile] nightstag 2013-10-10 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
o̵h m̀y͟ go͞d
do͢ ỳou͞ e̕ve̵n͢ de͠s̀ţin͠y's ̕chi̶l̶d͞
nightstag: TO ASH AND DUST (YOU'RE WAKING UP)

[personal profile] nightstag 2013-10-10 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
b̧ùt ҉it's̕ ̛cov҉ere̡d wi͘th
̴as̶h àn̨d́ ͡du̶s͟t͜
̀*I̸NH̕ALE͡S̛ ̛L͏O͠U̶DL̷Y*
b̴re͢at̨hi͟n ̸in the ͞c͘h̀emíc̸al͢s

[personal profile] badintheblood 2013-10-10 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
bless this post.
familyissues: ({ What the fuck is your deal)

just... keywords, man

[personal profile] familyissues 2013-10-10 02:02 am (UTC)(link)

[personal profile] mp3s 2013-10-10 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
Arrrrre... you gonna be okay?

[personal profile] badintheblood 2013-10-10 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, dude, I love that song!
familyissues: ({ Lineface)

[personal profile] familyissues 2013-10-10 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
Never ever touch the Apple.
1066: (pic#6765252)

[personal profile] 1066 2013-10-10 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
Feel free to close your mouth at any time, Desmond. Contrary to what you might think, not everyone wants to see what's inside of it.
familyissues: ({ Hrmm)

[personal profile] familyissues 2013-10-10 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
I may need to get back to you on that.

[personal profile] badintheblood 2013-10-10 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
Eat him, I'm stupider, remember?
nightstag: TO ASH AND DUST (YOU'RE WAKING UP)

[personal profile] nightstag 2013-10-10 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
b͢it̴ch͏ ͠did yo̴u ̕h͘e̸ar a͝ ͠s̶noŕt i͘ g̴r̢u͘nt́éd͟
̷i a̢i͝n'͜t̵ y͟our fr͘ie͟n͞d̛
̀p̷al
familyissues: ({ Hey hey!)

[personal profile] familyissues 2013-10-10 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
Look if you think for a minute that any of this is my fault, Shaun...
familyissues: ({ Shouting into the wind)

[personal profile] familyissues 2013-10-10 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
Whoa hey buddy fuck you, I didn't sign up for any of this bullshit.

[personal profile] mp3s 2013-10-10 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
Well, hey, you know-

There are worse things.

There could be two Shauns.

[personal profile] badintheblood 2013-10-10 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
Don't worry- It won't hurt too much.

I think.

Maybe.
familyissues: ({ Crowded)

2/2

[personal profile] familyissues 2013-10-10 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
You don't get to talk anymore.
familyissues: ({ Yeah well isn't that special)

[personal profile] familyissues 2013-10-10 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
How would this be a problem? Shaun will finally find someone who'll sleep with him.

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